Oh, For the Love of Puddin!

Is that how I am to while away eternity- reading?

Elementary School: Here's a basic understanding of history and how the world works.
High School: Actually, that's not quite right. Everything is actually a whole lot more complicated than that.
College: EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRRROOONNNNGGGG
History Channel: Aliens.

kaniehtiio:

guardian!

getintherobot:

tickatocka:

i want someone who’s never seen b99 to explain this screencap

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is this live action cowboy bebop

Oh baby, all I need is one more chance. Won’t you please let me back in your heart. Oh darlin’, I was blind to let you go. But now since I see you in his arms.

agentbill:

archiemcphee:

Did you know that we’ve been in the middle of a Loch Ness Monster sighting drought? Last year marked the first time in almost 90 years that Nessie hadn’t been spotted for an entire year. In fact, there hadn’t been any ‘confirmed sightings’ of the elusive cryptid for 18 months, leading some veteran spotters to voice concern that perhaps the famous monster had finally given up the ghost.

But wait! Something awesome just happened: Two different people, both using Apple Maps, captured screenshots of something measuring approximately 100ft long, with what appear to be two large flippers, powering along just under the surface of the loch. Experts from the Official Loch Ness Monster Fan Club have been studying the images and Gary Campbell, club president, reports that they’ve been steadily ruling out alternative explanations, leaving it increasingly likely that these images are brand new ‘confirmed sightings’:

‘We’ve been looking at it for a long time trying to work out exactly what it is. It looks like a boat wake, but the boat is missing. You can see some boats moored at the shore, but there isn’t one here. We’ve shown it to boat experts and they don’t know what it is. Whatever this is, it is under the water and heading south, so unless there have been secret submarine trials going on in the loch, the size of the object would make it likely to be Nessie.’

‘Now that we have spies in the skies above Loch Ness, maybe we will get more sightings which will whet the appetite of more down to earth Nessie hunters to come north. Furthermore, the use of satellite technology means that if Nessie is just swimming below the surface like in this case, we can still pick her up.’

Visit Dailymail.co.uk for additional information about this exiting development and the history of Nessie hunting.

[via Geekosystem and Dailymail.co.uk]

IT’S ALIVE!!!!!!!

A Dad Gets a Little Sadistic:

kirkwa:

Dad uses Halloween skeleton to scare daughter all year long.

A father picked up a skeleton for Halloween, but then decided that he could get some hilarious use out of it all the year-round.

tennantmeister:

takaska:

Actual mature adult David Tennant.

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harleyquinn-clownprincessofcrime:

Harley Quinn Art
By: Bruce Timm

‘“I just wanna live a normal life without some cop always pouncin’ on me..”
tallestsilver:

nappychan:

bitchyfish:

this is the most done i have ever seen batman and he looks done like 100% of the time 

Batman is not having any of your shit today.

He’s 1000% done

tallestsilver:

nappychan:

bitchyfish:

this is the most done i have ever seen batman and he looks done like 100% of the time 

Batman is not having any of your shit today.

He’s 1000% done